Ladies and Gentlemen, I present Ticker...

Where oh where does one begin. Ticker, whose actual faerie name is Clotted Cream but claims that Ticker was given to her by some "righteous dude or faerie or some sort" and thus feels compelled to keep it. What EVER! Anywho, I have known this man for over a decade and he is an absolute delight. Oh he does hold his court as shown by these pictures snagged at a recent pubic, I mean public appearance!
The above picture shows Michael attempting to pray. OK, that did not work so how can he possibly show his appreciation for all the things brought forth to him such as being granted the opportunity to luncheon with Snowbear on Friday at Mother's or perhaps to actually see Snowbear again on Saturday at coffee. He must show his thanks to the greater force than him and we are not talking passing gas!Yes, yes Michael, I meant Clotted...woops, I mean Ticker, talk to the greater spirit and be thankful for the guidance that is brought to you and the understanding and the feeling of compassion. OK, so we tried to go for too much. We'll break it down. But one must have tolerance. Be glad to be with fellow faeries and enjoying coffee and the lovely sun!

Ah yes, there is the Michael, I mean Ticker that we all know and love, pushing a fellow faerie away who is trying to make their way up the steps at 3 Friends to pay homage to the great and powerful OZ, I mean Ticker!

This ends our tour of Michael aka Ticker aka Clotted Cream and we will get back on track this week and bring you up to date on the whole State Visit to Oregon!